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just another 17 year old teenager who lives in new jersey whose name is elizabeth and spends way too much time on the internet and obsesses over bands, food, animals, and other random stuff.

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

(via we-all-fall-d0wn)

adele-or-a-dell:

timeladyfrombakerstreet:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.

You will be happy

You are happy

You were happy

You will be wumbo

You are wumbo

You were wumbo

The study of wumbology

IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

(via sniffing)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via suspend)